"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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