I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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