He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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