what if I'm pregnant?
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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