fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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