We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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