p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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