too bad you live with your parents still
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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