am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
and i looked up. we had an audience...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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