Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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