If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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