fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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