i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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