Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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