The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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