I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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