and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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