Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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