5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just had sex bonerless
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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