Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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