is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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