my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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