Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Randomize
