So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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