I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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