apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
There r osticjed everywhere
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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