I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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