I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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