we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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