drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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