kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
third nipple confirmed
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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