508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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