Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
pray to the hookup gods
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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