So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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