We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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