My nipple is on Facebook.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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