'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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