so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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