Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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