I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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