I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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