I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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