Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you win again, gameday.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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