Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
my liver is dry heaving
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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