I love black thongs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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