Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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