so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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