Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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