I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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