It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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