And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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