4 words: hood of his car
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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