when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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