I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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