id be glad to
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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